False beginnings

I think that watching A Cock and Bull Story was a good way to start. It's all about beginnings. False beginnings. Like when does it start? It's telling so many different stories but it doesn't get to the story it wants to tell. It's a story about storytelling. It's 9 volumes and he doesn't get born until Volume 3. It's difficult to know when The Pilots begins. I'm waiting. Left in the space. I ask 'How do you spell Dr Zhivago? Then I leave the room. What do you do when I'm not there? This is an opportunity for you to tell them about me. To get sympathy. And I come back onstage and you say 'It has an H in it' as if you've done nothing.